| I have no head for figures
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| My hands cannot explain
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| Endangered animals and acid rain
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| I see dead rivers running dry
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| I see the activists who march and cry
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| How they cry singin'
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| Why must we desecrate this land
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| I’ll tell you why
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| Because we can that’s why
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| Save the whales, save the seals
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| Save he eagle, save the bison and the beach
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| Why not save your breath
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| Save the porpoise, and the dolphin
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| Save the gerbil, save the racoon and the rat
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| Why not save some stamps
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| I am a human, I’m a goddamn human being
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| I walk errect
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| See the cheetah, oh so supple, lean and quick
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| As he chases a gazzelle
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| But he can’t drive a car
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| At least not very far
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| I am a human, I’m a goddamn human being
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| I can pay for sex
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| Hey, there’s a great show on teh Discovery Channel tonight,
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| the history of the badger.
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| Hmm, I wonder what badger tastes like?
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| I don’t know, probably tastes like ferret.
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| Wow, you had ferret?
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| Yeah.
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| What’s it taste like?
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| Chicken.
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| I am a human, I’m a goddamn human being
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| I can wipe my ass
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| What gives you the right to kill at will?
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| I’ll tell you what, guns.
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| Big fuckin’guns with giant fuckin’bullets pal.
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| I am a human, I’m a goddamn human being
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| I can shave my balls |