Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Asshole , by - Denis Leary. Song from the album No Cure For Cancer, in the genre ПопRelease date: 31.12.1992
Record label: A&M
Song language: English
Asshole |
| Folks, I’d like to sing a song about the American Dream |
| About me, about you |
| About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests |
| About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts |
| Maybe below the cockles |
| Maybe in the sub cockle area |
| Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys |
| Maybe even in the colon, we don’t know |
| I’m just a regular Joe, with a regular job |
| I’m your average white, suburbanite slob |
| I like football and porno and books about war |
| I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor |
| My wife and my job, my kids and my car |
| My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar |
| But sometimes that just ain’t enough to keep a man like me interested |
| (Oh no, no way, uh uh) |
| No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else’s expense |
| (Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) |
| I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane |
| While people behind me are going insane |
| I’m an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) |
| I’m an asshole (he's an asshole, such an asshole) |
| I use public toilets and I piss on the seat |
| I walk around in the summer time saying «how about this heat?» |
| I’m an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) |
| I’m an asshole (he's the world’s biggest asshole) |
| Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces |
| While handicapped people make handicapped faces |
| I’m an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) |
| I’m an asshole (he's a real fucking asshole) |
| Maybe I shouldn’t be singing this song |
| Ranting and raving and carrying on |
| Maybe they’re right when they tell me I’m wrong… |
| Nah |
| I’m an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) |
| I’m an asshole (he's the world’s biggest asshole) |
| You know what I’m gonna do? |
| I’m gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible |
| Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps |
| And all leather cow interior |
| And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah) |
| And I’m gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour |
| Gettin' 1 mile per gallon |
| Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald’s |
| In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers |
| And when I’m done sucking down those greaseball burgers |
| I’m gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag |
| And then I’m gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side |
| And there ain’t a goddamn thing anybody can do about it |
| You know why, because we’ve got the bomb, that’s why |
| Two words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK? |
| Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want |
| They can have a big democracy cakewalk |
| Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square |
| And it won’t make a lick of difference |
| Because we’ve got the bombs, OK? |
| John Wayne’s not dead, he’s frozen |
| And as soon as we find a cure for cancer |
| We’re gonna thaw out the Duke and he’s gonna be pretty pissed off |
| You know why |
| Have you ever taken a cold shower? |
| Well multiply that by 15 million times |
| That’s how pissed off the Duke’s gonna be! |
| I’m gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes |
| And Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey |
| And drive down to Texas and |
| (Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!) |
| Why don’t you just shut up and sing the song, pal? |
| I’m an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) |
| I’m an asshole (he's the world’s biggest asshole) |
| Everybody |
| I’m an asshole and I’m proud of it |