Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Merry F'n Christmas , by - Denis Leary. Release date: 15.11.2004
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Merry F'n Christmas |
| Ol' Saint Nick’s got bourbon breath |
| It’s so cold you could catch your death |
| A cop sold me some crystal meth |
| It’s a Merry Fucking Christmas |
| Everything’s so Christmas-y |
| The streets are twinkling with frozen pee |
| My priest just sat on Santa’s knee |
| It’s a Merry Fucking Christmas |
| All the kids go to bed each night to dream what Santa brings 'em (brings 'em) |
| Unless they’re Jewish or Muslim or some other gyp religion |
| Crappy toys flying off the shelves |
| Midgets dressed up to look like elves |
| Spread good cheer or burn in hell |
| It’s a Merry Fucking Christmas |
| All the kids go to bed each night to dream what Santa brings 'em |
| Unless they’re Jewish or Muslim or some other gyp religion |
| Cracklin' fires to keep me warm |
| And my collection of Asian porn |
| Cradle my bells and work my horn |
| It’s a keep on truckin', last year suckin', midget chuckin', slap the puckin', |
| how much wood could a wood chuck chuckin', Merry Fucking Christmas |
| HO HO HO! |
| Shut up! |
| *slap noise* |