| There’s an auction going down at Christie’s and they’re selling his headband
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| They say it’s gonna cost a bomb, don’t know why, the guy’s still alive
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| And there’s a beermat from the Hope & Anchor in Islington
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| There’s a corner chewed off, they say he ate it in '75
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| And there’s a headband over the ocean
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| A beermat over the sea
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| Everybody believes what they’re told to
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| Everybody believes what they read in the NME
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| And just around the corner a Stiff convention’s in progress
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| They’re wheeling Wreckless Eric out and Nick Lowe promised to show
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| And there’s a bunch of hairy guys in «Free Lew Lewis» sweatshirts
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| The rest are looking at their watches ooh they’re ready to go
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| And there’s some «sex & drugs» on the ocean
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| A «whole wide world» on the sea
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| Everybody believes what they’re told to
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| Everybody believes what they read in the NME
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| Everybody but me
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| Everybody but me
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| Everybody but me
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| Synthesizer solo!
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| I wanna castigate the media for this Pub Rock Revival
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| We’ve got a Roogalator/Ducks Deluxe out treading the boards
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| And there’s a South Bank special pencilled in for autumn
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| And there’s a rumour going 'round that The Rumour are about to reform
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| And there’s Pub Rock over the ocean
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| Pub Rock over the sea
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| Everybody believes what they’re told to
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| Everybody believes what they read in the NME
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| Everybody 'cept for me
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| Everybody 'cept for me
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| Everybody but me |