Lyrics Two Dogs Fucking - Dayglo Abortions

Two Dogs Fucking

the mayor of nipean took a walk in the park
to admire the beauty of his man made nature
he came upon a sight that made him blood run cold
so he called upon the mighty lord to help him fight his foe
it was two dogs fucking
stuck ass to ass
entwined in bestial romance
it was obscene so he called the police
they sent an officer named him fitzgibbons
they came up with a plan that involved a bucket of cold water
to be thrown upon the fornicating demons
but they had to face…
it was two dogs fucking
stuck ass to ass
entwined in bestial romance
their plan was successful at seperating the beasts
but there were bigger forces at work here
the male began to change into a terrifying creature
that was the cross between a pitbull and a tyrannosaurs rex
as it turns out the male dog was actually an unusual alien life form on a trip
across the galaxy that had stopped off on earth to check out the attractions
and pick up a quick piece of tail when it was rudely interrupted by our heroes
it became enraged at their indiscretion and immediately brought an end to all
life as we know it
all because they couldn’t stand the sight of…