
Date of issue: 10.05.2004
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand |
Gather round and listen up my children |
This is a story that’ll scare the turds right out of your underwear |
It’s about a place called Neverland |
Where all the naughty boys have to go for a sleep over |
The man who lives there is creepy and weird |
He looks like the bearded lady but without the beard |
By the day he’s full of fun and games |
But as soon as you go to sleep he tries to slither under your sheets |
All you naughty boys are gonna be sorry |
When the big hand meets the little hand |
I know you’re bad but this guys worse |
When the big hand meets the little hand |
Now you might think that your parents are cruel |
Sending you off to get molested is not very cool |
But you should have thought about that when you were being bad |
Now it’s off to Michael Jackson’s you should have listened to your dad |
But if you’re lucky and quick to act |
You just might escape with your virginity intact |
Right before bed you’ve gotta ask to you the phone |
Tell him you miss your parents and you have to call home |
But instead of your parents dial 9111 |
And when the operator answers, this is what you tell them |
«Help me I’m at Michael Jackson’s house and he’s |
stuck his glove up my shorts» |
All you naughty boys are gonna get a fright |
When the big hand meets the little hand |
Cause Michael Jackson’s gonna get you tonight |
When the big hand meets the little hand |
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Almost Cut My Hair | 1991 |
Punker Bitches | 1991 |
After This Beer | 1991 |
Sit On My Face And Bleed | 1991 |
W.A.S.P. | 1991 |
Courage In A Can | 1991 |
Two Dogs Fucking | 1991 |
Shit Happens | 1991 |
Gutter Ball | 2004 |
Lets Get Drunk | 2004 |
America Eats Her Young | 2004 |
How Low Will You Go? | 2004 |
Release The Hostages | 2004 |
Where's Bin Laden? | 2004 |
Scientology | 2004 |
Old School | 2004 |
Stupid Songs | 1998 |
Stupid World | 1998 |
Hide The Hamster | 1998 |
Inside My Head | 1998 |