Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Shit Happens, artist - Dayglo Abortions. Date of issue: 10.05.1991
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Shit Happens |
| This' a little diddy |
| That I never wrote |
| I farted in the toilet |
| Note by note |
| Don’t worry |
| Shit happens |
| Eh, I don’t know |
| How about this… |
| When I was a little kiddy |
| My mommy she would tell me |
| Even the world’s best laid plans |
| End up in the garbage can |
| We got a saying around our house |
| Your shit’s in a knot |
| Your head should be in a noose |
| High blood pressure |
| And an early death |
| Is all it’ll get you so |
| You might as well accept that |
| Shit… happens |
| Shit… happens |
| It happens, it happens |
| Shit… happens |
| Don’t worry |
| 'Cause shit will always happen |
| So ya had a little party |
| While your parents were away |
| Guess you figured |
| Everything would be okay |
| 35 skinheads and a rugby team |
| Drank your dad’s liquor cabinet clean |
| Best friend’s brother was a biker |
| So you hired his gang |
| For the bouncers |
| Started wrecking your place |
| So you called the cops |
| The cops get in your face |
| And destroy your house you see |
| Shit… happens |
| Shit… happens |
| It happens, it happens |
| Shit… happens |
| Don’t worry |
| 'Cause shit will always happen |
| I’m not saying it’ll |
| Always be like this |
| There’s something to think about |
| While I take a piss |
| I whip out my dick and |
| I point it at the hole |
| I then relax and |
| Let the pressure flow |
| An extra stream |
| Will start to squirt |
| Right up in the air |
| And on my shirt |
| But I won’t be mad |
| Nor get uptight |
| 'Cause it happens like this |
| Every fuckin night |
| Shit… happens |
| Shit… happens |
| It happens, it happens |
| Shit… happens |
| Don’t worry |
| 'Cause shit will always happen |