
Date of issue: 29.09.2014
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Rust |
Where are my trousers? |
Where are my trousers? |
One morning I woke up with such a bad head |
I thought I’d been hit by a tow truck, smack, no such luck |
Look down and notice that I’m wearing no top |
No socks and no trousers, oh fock |
Bits and bobs jiggling around so much |
I’m a walking promotion for Botox |
How did I get here? |
Why am I naked? |
I better grab a rock and decide what my fate is |
I’m just a naked man, running around, baby |
Hold on a minute, I’m a little overwhelmed |
I’m just a naked man, running around, baby |
Hold on a minute, what’s that rustling sound? |
Said, how did I get here? |
Why am I naked? |
I better grab a rock and decide what my fate is |
I put the pieces together like Kojak |
A bit of wood and a bit of stone is a stone axe |
What a throwback, Homo erectus |
Hope you know Latin 'cause I’m whacking your solar plexus |
Stay away from my camp, you and your mans ran in |
Crafting and aiming at you with a hand cannon |
Defending my base, I stand on my feet |
I’m nude but you won’t get your hands on my meat |
I’m planning to eat, build bigger, better houses |
But for now I’d better get a pair of trousers |
I’m just a naked man, running around |
Hold on a minute, baby, look what I’ve found |
I’m just a naked man, running around, baby |
Hold on a minute, what’s that rustling sound? |
Shh, I’m a bare man fighting a bear, man |
I don’t need bare man, I do it with my bare hands |
I’m gonna track a deer, follow the hoof prints |
Till I come across a box full of blueprints |
Now I can do things like a civilised man |
But I’ll still kill anything that moves with the thing in my hand |
It’s been a nice chat but I’m still gonna stick a knife in the guy’s back |
Don’t trust anybody, not even your best friend |
It’s an act, better put it on the West End |
Let’s not pretend, human nature has changed, man |
Still naked, behaving like a caveman |
I’m just a naked man, running around |
Hold on a minute, why’s there blood on the ground? |
I’m just a naked man, running around, baby |
Hold on a minute, what’s that rustling, rustling sound? |
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