| Wa-ba-da-ba-ba-bow
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| Familiar melody?
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| Wa-ba-da-ba-ba-bow
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| I wonder what this song’s not about
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| Ay, look
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| Here’s a type of game that you’ve never ever heard of
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| An island with a hundred people on it from an airdrop
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| Fighting each other inside an ever shrinking safe zone
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| While paying through the nose for some wacky custom made clothes
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| I can’t always keep every track tailored for the fanboys
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| Wow, have you seen how well this game plays on Android and iOS?
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| We’re saturated with these type of battle games
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| It’s as if the industry’s incarcerated, shackled, chained
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| And that’s a shame, 'cause in between the shovelware
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| There could be fairly passable games, is this one?
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| I couldn’t care less
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| It’s yet another game I haven’t rapped about
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| So let me grab a pen and pad and we can crack one out
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| Lock and load, I’m ready
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| Cocky, hopping over hedges
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| Watch me no-scope in a moment
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| I’ll be popping open treasure boxes
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| Collecting lots of loot and tat, I’m just like Stuart Ashen
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| Trendsetter with a newer hat on, pure fashion master
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| Can’t take too much action, I’m super anxious
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| So I’ll camp out in the background like a damn scout
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| And shoot the passers by
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| My only plan: survive until I’m the last alive
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| Then head straight back to the sky like I’m a satellite
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| (I've been paid up front) To make introductions
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| (Another battle royale game) Straight from production
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| (Apparently, this one’s called) Creative Destruction
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| (Like the rock formed from) Volcano eruptions
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| (I've been paid up front) To make introductions
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| (Another battle royale game) Straight from production
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| (Apparently, this one’s called) Creative Destruction
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| I made the lyrics up, it never came with instructions
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| What is this thing, anyway? |
| Some kind of blimp taxi?
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| It’s definitely not a school bus, it’s pretty pimp, actually
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| See? |
| Originality
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| Absolutely avant-garde
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| That’s at least one feature PUBG just hasn’t got
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| Right, let’s investigate somewhere we’ve never been before
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| So set the thing to north, we’re heading to the ski resort
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| Hang on, this area feels eerily familiar
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| Are you definitely sure we really haven’t been here?
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| K, I’ll take your word for it
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| I mean, I’ve never heard of it
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| So presumably, it’s new IP and free, no need to purchase it
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| A hundred players and my aim’s to be the first to get to victory
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| And if it means I need to do some dirty tricks
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| Fine, I’m about to do some damage, I’m absolutely savage
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| Mad as when the cabin crew managed to lose my baggage
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| I’m university challenge, you’re universally challenged
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| I do prefer to be telling the truth than hurtfully selling a spoof
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| Like, «how on Earth is he talented?»
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| Bank balance permanently swelling like a purple bellend, man
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| I’m telling you, cross Fortnite and Fortnite and what do you get?
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| Here’s the hook again, just in case you haven’t got it yet
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| (I've been paid up front) To make introductions
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| (Another battle royale game) Straight from production
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| (Apparently, this one’s called) Creative Destruction
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| (Like the rock formed from) Volcano eruptions
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| (I've been paid up front) To make introductions
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| (Another battle royale game) Straight from production
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| (Apparently, this one’s called) Creative Destruction
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| I made the lyrics up, it never came with instructions
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| Game devs
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| Get in touch
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| I’ll talk about your game
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| And make it seem okay
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| Not great, but okay |