| In the past, the internet
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| Didn’t have video yet
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| Then there came a website
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| Called YouTube to make it right
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| 240p was the size of a video
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| And the audio was mono, not stereo
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| You could not upload a song
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| Longer than ten minutes long
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| Then we got a data boost
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| New features were introduced
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| Quality increased from 240 pixels in 360
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| And YouTube added an option to watch videos in 3GP
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| Hey, hey!
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| Netflix, Ustream, Roku and let’s not forget Apple TV
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| Another data boost
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| As we got used to browsing audiovisually
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| Eee, eee
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| Suddenly, we’re in the realm of HD
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| A whole new level of quality
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| 720p and we went from 4:3
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| Black bars on the side to full widescreen
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| With faster data plans and broadband
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| It’s like your holding a whole cinema in your hand
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| I hope you brought your 3D specs
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| So, you can see what’s coming up next, huh
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| 720p was clearly never sufficient
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| So, boost to 1080, improve your vision of the screen
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| As the videos streams
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| Automatic subtitles transcribe your speech
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| Vevo, ThumbsUp and HTML5
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| I can’t imagine the size of the disk drives, it’s like
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| Bandwidth gets bigger every minute
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| We need another data boost just so we can keep up with it
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| The scene’s a sea, we’re swimming deep within it
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| Singers, streamers, comedians, memers, Keems
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| It seems we’re keen to reach the limit
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| It’s our forte
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| Everything that came before was foreplay
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| But of course were going to raise the rate to 4K
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| With more frames
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| Enabling smoother views of your games
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| YouTubers are huge news for the new youth
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| Old media bequeathing the future and leaving it to you
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| I think you know by now what we need to do: boost
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| Now, it’s natural that we are
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| Becoming compatible with VR, caviar
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| Running in 8K colour space capable of displaying HDR
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| 360 degrees, it must seen for it to be believed
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| It must be heard, just like the word, «Skrt skrt!»
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| I don’t know what that even means
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| All I know is everything is getting more excessive
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| Every morning, I see something that is ever more impressive
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| All my messages amassing even faster than I get 'em
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| The progression is so fast that I cannot even get a breath in
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| What do you think of the fact
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| I’m bringing the track back from the beginning of rap?
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| Fresh as cinnamon baps and in the middle of that
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| Dan’s reminiscing about video stats
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| Still managing to kill it with brilliant facts
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| He really is fast |