Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song There Are Many Dangers, artist - Crash Test Dummies. Date of issue: 24.09.1996
Song language: English
There Are Many Dangers |
| If your toast gets stuck in the toaster |
| Do not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked up |
| Oh, look out |
| I did and I got caught in the current |
| Pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight |
| There are many dangers |
| They could be in a toaster or a common thing |
| You must keep a lookout |
| Remember all the rules they have for everything |
| When it’s very, very cold out |
| Do not put your tongue on cold metal things |
| For example, stop signs |
| I did and they had to pull some skin off |
| Then they had to fill my mouth with cotton at night |
| There are many dangers |
| They could be in a toaster or a common thing |
| You must keep a lookout |
| Remember all the rules they have for everything |
| When they’d taken out my tonsils |
| I brought them home |
| Kept them in a jar on the shelving in my room |
| Between the toaster, stop sign, and my tonsils |
| I’ve got lots of things to think about at night |
| There are many dangers |
| Could be in a toaster or a common thing |
| You must keep a lookout |
| Remember all the rules they have for everything |