| Well, I met him in the stockyards sometime back around oh two
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| He said kid, the weight of the whole world looks like it’s upon you
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| Well, I told him I’m a cowboy just doin' the best I can
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| But this ranchin', ridin', romance is startin' to kinda kick my ass
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| He said son, I can show ya how to best not overgraze your land
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| Give advice on finer points of ridin' broncs like an old hand
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| And then I’ll tell you about the troubles with the ladies that I’ve had
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| Ranchin', ridin', romance, well two out of three ain’t bad
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| (Ranchin', ridin', romance)
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| (Boy don’t look so sad)
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| (A man ain’t got but two hands)
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| (So just do the best you can)
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| Ranchin', ridin', romance
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| I’ve seldom met the man
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| Who could ranch and ride and romance
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| But two outta three ain’t bad
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| He said I’ve weathered some tough winters and been damned near out of hay
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| And I’ve climbed aboard some snakey sons of bitches in my day
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| But most of that was easy next to all courtship demands
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| Ranchin', ridin', romance, well two out of three ain’t bad
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| (Ranchin', ridin', romance)
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| (Boy don’t look so sad)
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| (A man ain’t got but two hands)
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| (So just do the best you can)
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| Ranchin', ridin', romance
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| I’ve seldom met the man
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| Who could ranch and ride and romance
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| But two outta three ain’t bad
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| Know thyself my son and always play toward your strengths
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| For you can tilt at many windmills, you can go any lengths
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| But no one can do it all, my boy and I’ve come to understand
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| That with ranchin', ridin', romance, well two outta three ain’t bad
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| (Ranchin', ridin', romance)
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| (Boy don’t look so sad)
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| (A man ain’t got but two hands)
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| (So just do the best you can)
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| Ranchin', ridin', romance
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| I’ve seldom met the man
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| Who could ranch and ride and romance
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| But two outta three ain’t bad |