| Should I run or should I stand? |
| It’s an old debate
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| 'Cause sometimes it’s a bluff charge and then sometimes it ain’t
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| Can they run downhill? |
| Can they climb a tree?
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| Maybe that’s just black bears, I can’t remember, hmm let’s see
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| Should I shut up or should I shout and maybe try to scare him off?
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| Or will pretty much most anything I do just piss him off?
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| In the end it don’t matter what you choose to do of course
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| When eight hundred pounds of grizzly bear outruns a quarter horse
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| Well, them old grizzly blues got me kinda confused as to just what to do about
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| them bears
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| Yeah, them old grizzly blues got some conflicting views and not too much good
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| news about them bears
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| Well, I think I read it someplace, they kill only what they eat
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| So fumble through that guide book, just how often they eat meat?
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| Somebody find some answers, let’s do a study of some kind
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| We’ll make it scientific and let’s see what we can find
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| 'Cause he’s looks almost friendly with that easy amblin' gait
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| But when he decides he’s hungry makes me wanna hibernate
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| Well, them old grizzly blues got me kinda confused as to just what to do about
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| them bears
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| Yeah, them old grizzly blues got some conflicting views and not too much good
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| news about them bears
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| We’ve all heard that old chestnut, you know you don’t outrun the grizz
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| You just outrun your slowest buddy, whoever that guy is
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| And that cub you found’s adorable, he’s cute, yes I agree
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| There’s only one thing missin' and that’s Momma, where is she?
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| They’ll dig up dead horses they smelled twenty miles away
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| Tommy said it happened on the ranch in just this way
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| Now I’m all for conservation, I say protect the kitchen sink
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| But this bear don’t seem endangered, it might be me that goes extinct
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| Well, them old grizzly blues got me kinda confused as to just what to do about
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| them bears
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| Yeah, them old grizzly blues got some conflicting views and not too much good
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| news about them bears |