| Veterinary surgeon, horse doctor come quick
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| Cuz the old bitch whelped and the puppies took sick
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| Bring your little black bag with the medicines in
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| Bring the tranq and the crank and the penicillicin
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| Well I know you been busy pullin' all them calves
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| But you got somethin' that the other vets don’t have
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| Veterinary surgeon, horse doctor come quick
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| Whatever you got’s really doin' the trick
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| Bring your little black bag with the medicines in
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| Bring the tranq and the crank and the penicillicin
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| Bring some for my sow, bring some for my ewe
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| For my jill, for my cow, bring some for me too
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| Veterinary surgeon, horse doctor come quick
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| A dip and a drench, a mineral lick
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| Bring your little black bag with the medicines in
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| Bring the juice and the bute and the buprenorphin'
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| Of any other cure I like your remedy most
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| And what you keep in your mind when you measure the dose
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| Well I’m just a layman, I’m not like you
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| I ain’t never been taught, I ain’t never been schooled
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| I never spent 5 long years down east
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| Learning everything about the bird and the beast
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| I’m just a layman, I’m not like you
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| I can’t diagnose nothin', ain’t got no clue
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| Well I’m just a layman, I’m not like you
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| Well I’m just a layman, I’m not like you
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| Well I’m just a layman, I’m not like you
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| But whatever she got, I caught the same thing too
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| Yeah, whatever she caught, I caught the same thing too
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| Veterinary surgeon, horse doctor come quick
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| Draw the syringe and give it a flick
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| Bring your little black bag with the medicines in
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| Bring the tranq and the crank and the penicillicin
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| Well I’m just a layman, I’m not like you
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| But I can read on the bottle, I can read on the tube
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| Yeah, I can read on the bottle, I can read on the tube
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