Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Priceless Antique Pistol Shoots Startled Owner, artist - Corb Lund.
Date of issue: 20.01.2021
Song language: English
Priceless Antique Pistol Shoots Startled Owner |
Inspect the silver inlay and the finely engraved steel |
Rich carved ivory grips with checkered lines that you can feel |
You’ll find it premature to call the calibre obsolete |
When olden tyme design and modern treacherous-ness meet |
A curio that’s slipped between our current laws, as read |
Priceless as an artifact but leaves you just as dead |
Craftsmanship like this is not displayed much anymore |
And there ain’t too many gangstas shooting Russian .44 |
To think a learned chronicler like you would be the one |
Whose eye for detail failed to see him dusting off your gun |
You must be the first in ninety years to meet his death |
By way of antique archaic black powder pistol’s breath |
Despite your recent injuries you must admit that still |
It remains an elegant and stylish way to kill |
Yes despite my injuries, good sir, I cannot lie |
It remains an elegant and stylish and way to die |