| Well it’s hard to play the steel guitar when the singer’s out of tune
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| And the drums’ll lose their place if the bass comes in too soon
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| Them harmonies are hard on me in the middle of the afternoon
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| And it’s hard to play the steel guitar when the singer’s out of tune
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| I’ll be talkin' to the man at the monitors and the local soundguy’s fired
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| Just how’m I supposed to hear up here? |
| The boys are sick and tired
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| We’ve played a lot of places and there’s one that holds true
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| It’s hard to play the steel guitar when the singer’s out of tune
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| And the goddamned plane with the gear didn’t make it here so it made us late
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| We missed the check and the house tech left and the gunners took our stage
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| If they don’t turn off that fog machine I’m gonna shoot somebody soon
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| 'Cause it’s hard to play the steel guitar when the band’s all turnin' blue
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| Well it’s hard to play the steel guitar when the singer’s out of tune
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| And the drums’ll lose their place if the bass comes in too soon
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| Them harmonies are hard on me in the middle of the afternoon
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| And it’s hard to play the steel guitar when the singer’s out of tune
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| There’s feedback, buzz and hummin', how the hell is this place wired?
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| It’s a bunch of thugs that run this club, the promoter is a liar
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| There’s a reason that they call a guarantee a guarantee
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| Well it’s hard to play the steel guitar when you might be playin' for free
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| Well it’s hard to play the steel guitar when the singer’s out of tune
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| And the drums’ll lose their place if the bass comes in too soon
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| Them harmonies are hard on me in the middle of the afternoon
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| And it’s hard to play the steel guitar when the singer’s out of tune |