| I’m Tex Richman, Mr. Texas T.
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| People call me «Rich» ’cause I got mo’ money
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| I got more cheddar than some supersize nachos.
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| Got cash flow like Robert has dineros.
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| I use more greens than Vincent van Gogh.
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| I make the baker bake my bread outta dough.
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| No, no, don’t eat it though, it’ll make you ill.
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| There ain’t no flour in a hundred dollar bill.
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| He’s Tex Richman (Oh yeah).
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| Everybody listen (Here we go now).
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| Just how great it is to be him (It’s great to be me).
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| He’s the greatest (I’m the greatest).
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| You’re the lamest! |
| (Woohoohoo).
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| Muppets are a waste of time Oh, can’t you see? |
| (Uh uh uh uh)
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| Yeah, it’s funny in a rich man’s world,
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| When I need a piece of string, I use a string of pearls.
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| If something’s for sale, consider it sold,
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| I’ve got so much gold, I gold plate my gold!
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| I even got a guy to gold plate my cat.
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| I don’t regret much, but I do regret that,
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| If I could start all over, I’d do it all the same.
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| Except I wouldn’t gold-plate little Twinkles again!
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| He’s Tex Richman Everybody listen (Yoo hoo hoo).
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| Just how great it is to be him (It’s great to be me, yeah).
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| He’s the greatest (Uh, come on).
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| You’re the lamest!
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| Muppets are a waste of time.
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| Oh, can’t you see? |
| (Oh, it’s great to be me)
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| I recall a heartbreaking story
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| About my own tenth birthday party,
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| Should’ve been a glorious day for me,
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| I’d have been happy as can be
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| But the Muppets were there
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| To put on a show!
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| They started to dance,
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| They were telling their jokes!
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| I didn’t laugh I didn’t know how!
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| Then my friends T,
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| hey all turned around
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| And they laughed at me!
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| They laughed at me!
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| I hate you, Muppets, so!
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| He’s Tex Richman (Yeah).
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| Everybody listen (Come on, y’all).
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| Just how great it is to be him (It’s easy having this much green, yeah).
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| He’s the greatest (Hey, sing it again).
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| He’s the greatest (Ooo, it never gets old).
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| Muppets are a waste of time.
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| Oh, can’t you see?
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| Little muppets, time to give up your dream. |