
Date of issue: 27.08.2020
Song language: English
Talkin' Prairie Boy |
Buddy’s old man is back on the booze |
He’s swinging a driver at a big bull moose |
That keeps getting on the goddamn property |
Or so he says |
Cigarettes are expensive and whiskey ain’t cheap |
And winters are bitter but the summers are sweet |
And you can get some modestly priced smokes over at the Rez |
If you’re so inclined |
Most of my time is spent in a big blue van |
Just traveling the country with a five piece band |
Pick a little for the folks and sing when I can |
Granted I’m sober |
And other days are for meant for chorin' |
Just workin' at the ranch to stave off boredom |
And keeping the calves from finding new ways to keel over |
Just living the dream |
I was cooling my heels down in Tennessee |
Post 82, some buddies and me |
And we were shooting the shit till we ran out of ammunition |
Some dude overheard from across the room |
Instead of minding his own he’d just as soon |
Sit down next to us and join in on the conversation |
Brought over some kinda beer |
Something called a I-P-A |
East Nashville kid in a cowboy hat |
And he couldn’t tell a shoe lace from a lariat |
And the furthest west he’d ever been is Ohio |
He’s talking at me, says he’s looking for work |
And he don’t mind getting some dirt on his shirt |
And would I be so kind as to hire him on, well, oh, my oh |
Surprised he didn’t bring a resume |
He says If you’re doing fence then I ain’t for hire |
And if you’re doing hay, then frankly, I wouldn’t conspire |
To ask me about doing that either |
I said what are ya good for? |
He said plenty |
I could see this conversation wasn’t going any which way |
And figured I’d do well to leave here |
So long buddy |
You can keep your IPAs |
Yeah, this city life’s sure got me tired |
And it’s hard for a prairie boy to admire all the |
Concrete and the towering skyscrapers |
So just as soon as I’m able to find my hat |
I believe I’ll leave and head on back |
Home where the tallest buildings are all grain elevators |
Long gone to Saskatchewan |
Yeah, I’m outta this place and bound for the farm |
I ain’t taking no greenhorn along |
I have a hard enough time just keeping track of myself |
If you’re in Nashville trying to look cool |
But ya can’t tell a pretty palomino from a mule |
Take my advice and leave the buckaroo hat on the shelf |