| I was eating dinner at the table
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| With people from the music industry
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| They asked me if I liked it in «The City»
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| I said I liked it better in the country
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| The label representative asked me
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| What about it most appealed to me
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| «I love to listen to the yellowhammer singing
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| 'A little bit of bread and no cheese'»
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| Then I commenced to do a tap dance
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| On eggplant Parmesan before their eyes
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| Guided by voices, whole bag of tricks
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| Raised by Druids and Horses
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| Then I told them:
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| «Never underestimate the power of Love
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| You dig my new horseshoes?»
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| «Never underestimate the power of Love.»
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| «Come here quickly he’s lost his mind!»
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| «Frightened? |
| Well I’m not surprised
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| You’ve never seen the likes of me.»
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| «Check it
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| I want a big fat advance and my alfalfa free!»
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| «Come here quickly he’s lost his mind!»
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| The manager removed me from the restaurant
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| A crowd got to gathering around
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| I said, «You can throw a man out on his ear
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| But you can’t keep a good horse down!»
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| Mounted police sprung to action
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| Never cut me any bit of slack
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| But I wasn’t going anywhere
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| 'Til they got off my brother’s back |