| My nasty Yankee mannerisms
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| Didn’t jive with the local traditions
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| How was I to know she had a jealous husband?
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| He was the GM of a Tractor Supply
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| Well acquainted with the guns and knives
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| Sometimes I swear I have less sense than a bag of hammers
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| I prayed for courage
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| I prayed for love
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| I prayed for guidance from the heavens above
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| I prayed to know divine protections
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| But now I’m praying for a quick death in Texas
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| Hey, hey
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| Please forgive me, Mr. Gibbons
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| I crawled my way into The Doom Saloon
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| In an attempt to cauterize my wounds
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| I did a terrible job and they became powerfully infected
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| I found myself atop a stolen roan
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| Quite convinced that I would never see home
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| And all on account of my lack of common manners
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| I prayed for courage
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| I prayed for love
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| I prayed for guidance from the heavens above
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| I prayed to know divine protections
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| But now I’m praying for a quick death in Texas
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| The saloon doors stopped swinging
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| The piano player stopped playing (Hey, hey)
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| In the shadows I could hear
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| Archaic Spanish phrases (Hey, hey)
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| The preacher stood up from his table
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| In his right hand he held a bible (Hey, hey)
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| And in his left, the business end
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| Of a Winchester rifle
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| I prayed for courage
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| I prayed for love
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| I prayed for guidance from the heavens above
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| I prayed to know divine protections
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| But now I’m praying for a quick death in Texas
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| Beaumont, Amarillo, got a line on me
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| Galveston, El Paso, Nacogdoches, Abilene
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| Beaumont, Amarillo, got a line on me
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| Galveston, El Paso, Nacogdoches, Abilene
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| Beaumont, Amarillo, got a line on me
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| Galveston, El Paso, Nacogdoches, Abilene
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| Beaumont, Amarillo, got a line on me
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| Galveston, El Paso, Nacogdoches, Abilene |