| First thing that I did was buy a pack of smokes
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| Check into a motel and consult my horoscope
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| Sitting on the bed with the briefcase in my hands
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| Patiently awaiting any word from high command
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| Telekinetic dynamite! |
| Psychic warfare is real!
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| You better believe me, brother, x-ray vision!
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| Telekinetic prophetic dynamite! |
| Psychic warfare is real!
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| I know what you’re thinking sister, x-ray vision!
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| Next thing that I did was tap out Morse code
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| With a wooden nickel on the receiver of the phone
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| Before I could complete it, I was quickly overtaken
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| By the angry spirits of Ronald and Nancy Reagan
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| Telekinetic dynamite! |
| Psychic warfare is real!
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| You better believe me, brother, x-ray vision!
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| Telekinetic prophetic dynamite! |
| Psychic warfare is real!
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| I know what you’re thinking sister, x-ray vision!
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| And on the drums, Gemini
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| On bass guitar, presenting Pisces
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| On lead guitar, we have Aries
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| And on the microphone, Scorpio!
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| Last thing I remember I was crawling from the ruins
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| I don’t know who’s to blame for that, but I know who didn’t do it
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| With every day that passes it keeps on getting stranger
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| But that really doesn’t bother me 'cause I get off on the danger
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| Telekinetic dynamite! |
| Psychic warfare is real!
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| You better believe me, brother, x-ray vision!
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| Telekinetic prophetic dynamite! |
| Psychic warfare is real!
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| I know what you’re thinking sister, x-ray vision! |