| Uh ha ha, ha ha Uh mmm mmm, mmm mmm
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| Uh ha ha, ha ha Uh mmm mmm, mmm mmm
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| Uh ha ha, ha ha Uh mmm mmm, mmm mmm
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| Uh ha ha, ha ha So tell me When you took the Practice Scholastic Aptitude Test did you know the answers or did you
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| guess?
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| You rely on gimmicks to amuse your fans and act all urban to jack up your
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| soundscan,
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| what’s the matter with you?
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| How come you rhyme monosyllabically, is atrophy shrinking your entire
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| vocabulary?
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| Your style’s like garbage cans, meant to be taken out on a weekly basis
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| Ever since your first record you’ve been in a state of suspended animation
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| You look like Snuffalupagous and australopithecus, me, cray, you, abacus
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| But enough about you, let’s talk about me and how single-handedly I redefined
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| the
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| science of radio astronomy
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| Making Noble Prize winners question their notions of reality
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| Oh but I digress, you play Sorry and I play chess
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| Queen’s pawn to E3, checkmate
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| go get some percasets
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| Uh ha ha, ha ha Careful with that mic Weezie
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| Do you really think it’s that easy?
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| Mmm, this is really good ice cream, you want some of it?
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| Oh my bad, I didn’t know you were lactose intolerant
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| Makes you pass gas, frightens all the girls away
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| The only friends you keep are those you pay
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| Always on the ready for the whack snack attack I carry sandwiches around in a straight-edge style Jansport backpack
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| Got the gadget Q gave Bond, control your mind, make you jump in a pond
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| Quack quack, flap your arms leave you confused but completely unharmed
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| Uh ha ha, ha ha Careful with that mic Weezie
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| Do you really think it’s that easy?
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| Do you really think it’s true?
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| That up above they can’t hear you
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| Uh ha ha, ha ha Now look here
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| Both you and I know the past ten years have been rather intense
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| I’m ashamed to admit that I’ve been fooled by the seductions of violence
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| People walkin around with ugly auras and at times I’m even tempted to seek the
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| advice of Dr. Laura
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| But I ignore her
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| And I take a deep breath and count to ten
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| Ain’t gonna let it get under my skin
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| Take a deep breath and count to ten
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| Think of all the nice places that I have been
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| Like back when I was waging peace against the visigoths I was tutored in the
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| ancient
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| mysteries by a wisened philosoph
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| Learned the polyrhythm of celestial time, and wait for the one to come and get
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| it done,
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| to finish the rhyme
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| Uh ha ha
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| Careful with that mic Weezie
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| Do you really think it’s that easy?
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| Do you really think it’s true?
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| That up above they can’t hear you
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| Uh ha ha, ha ha Mmm hmm, mmm hmm
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| Uh ha ha, ha ha Mmm hmm
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| Uh ha ha, ha ha Mmm hmm, mmm hmm
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| Uh ha ha, ha ha |