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Date of issue: 02.08.2004
Record label: Weathermaker
Song language: English
Big Fat Pig |
Norman the Mormon hears the doorbell ring |
But inside they’re not answering |
Peering through the window, to his surprise |
The door flies open, «Come inside!» |
«I am Jason the Freemason, what you’re selling I do not need |
Mr. Patrick, orthodox Catholic, is more likely in your league.» |
At that very moment Mr. Softee rings his bells |
Ding-a-ling ding-a-ling |
Quickly thereafter, Choco-Taco delight |
While reclining on his brand new mountain bike |
Now watch you most closely, for here the plot does twist |
Enter Simon, the super Scientologist |
«I'm opining sailing Simon. |
Is you stupid or is you just high? |
Mother Hubbard got me covered like Sarah Lee on her cherry pie.» |
Norman says to Simon, «Hey, if there are really aliens |
I would think that L. Ron Hubbard would have to be one of them.» |
«Oh My Lord! |
Oh My Lord! |
Oh My Oh My!» |
The Pie Man passes by on his way to the fair (and he says) |
«Reason, won’t you put your blue dress on? |
Reason, won’t you put your blue jeans on?» |
At that very moment Mr. Softee rings his bells |
So before Simon could bring his crushing blow |
Norman raises his hands, «Oh no, oh no!» |
Simon says, «Hey, we ain’t even finished this!» |
Norman says, «Yes we have. |
Here come them Witnesses.» |
«Reason, won’t you put your blue dress on? |
Reason, won’t you put your blue dress on?» |
Name | Year |
---|---|
The Regulator | 2014 |
Electric Worry | 2014 |
Fortunate Son (Weathermaker Vault Series) | 2019 |
Gone Cold | 2014 |
Power Player | 2010 |
Ghost | 2011 |
X-Ray Visions | 2015 |
A Quick Death in Texas | 2015 |
Escape from the Prison Planet | 1995 |
The Mob Goes Wild | 2014 |
Firebirds | 2015 |
Sucker for the Witch | 2015 |
D.C. Sound Attack! | 2014 |
Spacegrass | 1995 |
The Face | 2013 |
Subtle Hustle | 2011 |
Earth Rocker | 2014 |
Binge and Purge | 1993 |
Profits of Doom | 2011 |
In Walks Barbarella | 2018 |