
Date of issue: 31.12.2006
Song language: English
The Happy Meal-Worm |
The fry kids and the chicken nugget buddies |
arteries clogged with shit that looks like Silly Putty |
and then there’s Grimace, morbidly obese |
dead, overdose, Quarter Pounders with cheese |
the Hamburglar serving twenty-five to life |
for stealing all the burgers, for killing Mac Tonight |
Captain Crook, no one knows him anyway |
on a desert island with his fish filets, what a shame |
Ronald McDonald where is your magic |
a public sex offender now |
never ever trust a clown |
two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame |
seed bun |
recipe for suicide |
over a billion mealworms served |
crawling through your intestines headed towards your golden arch |
the Happy Meal makes us giggle and laugh |
until the real prize comes storming out of your ass |
Big Mac and Mayor McCheese |
sharing a life where mayo flows frequently |
then there’s Birdie, works for Weight Watchers now |
became a Hindu now she’s worshipping cows |
the Happy Meal makes us giggle and laugh |
until the mealworm comes poking out of your ass |
you are what you eat you’re gonna die |
what ever happened to the movie cups |
the pizza, the hot dogs, the Arch Deluxe |
drinking a milkshake makes my head implode |
the Egg McMuffin makes my bowels explode |
we’re gonna break into your corporate mansion |
built on blood and greasy fries |
slit your throat, crush your skull |
make all the others watch you die |
fuck McDonald’s, fuck Burger King |
fuck Wendy’s, fuck Taco Bell |
fuck your over processed grade F mutated meat |
you’re gonna burn in hell |
you are what you eat |
tortured and denied |