
Date of issue: 31.12.2003
Song language: English
Sea Monkey Kill |
One family, 2,057 Sea Monkeys |
This Christmas, experience the magic |
Of the Satanic shrimp |
Most of us will die |
For those who shall survive |
We are on a mission |
To kill their suspicion |
Come a little closer |
Closer to the light |
We’ll show you our little tricks |
We love you |
No, we fucking hate you |
Sea Monkeys attack!!! |
Jesus Christ |
Oh how sweet, Jack loves his puppy |
Allow us to entertain you |
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick |
Jack is now Sea Monkey shit |
We fuck you up, we fuck your mom |
We sing to her love monkey songs |
Nibble, nibble, nibble on the little puppy’s flesh |
Nibble, nibble, nibble on the Kibbles 'N' Bits |
Yummy bacon flavor |
We turn the stadium into a giant monkey bog |
It’s an all-out Sea Monkey assault |
Better hide your children |
'Cause we’re gonna kill them |
Watch them pick their fucking nose |
Stick their fingers into our tank |
What the fuck, you little shit |
I swear to God, just say the fucking words |
And I will kill |
You little son of a bitch |
Monkey troops move!!! |
The little demon shrimp from an ocean on Mars |
Coming soon to a theater near you |
Sea Monkey kill! |
Coming this Christmas |