| A boat sailed out of Brandon in the year of 501
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| 'twas a damp and dirty mornin' Brendan’s voyage it began
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| Tired of thinnin' turnips and cuttin' curley kale
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| When he got back from the creamery he hoisted up the sail
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| He ploughed a lonely furrow to the north, south, east and west
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| Of all the navigators, St, Brendan was the best. |
| When he ran out of candles he
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| was forced to make a stop, He tied up in Long Island and put America on the map
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| Did you know that Honolulu was found by a Kerryman
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| Who went on to find Australia then China and Japan
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| When he was touchin' 70, he began to miss the crack
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| Turnin' to his albatross he sez «I'm headin' back»
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| To make it fast he bent the mast and built up mighty steam
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| Around Terra del Fuego and up the warm Gulf Stream
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| He crossed the last horizon, Mt. Brandon came in sight
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| And when he cleared the customs into Dingle for the night
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| When he got the Cordon Bleu he went to douse the drought
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| He headed west to Kruger’s* to murder pints of stout
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| Around by Ballyferriter and up the Conor Pass
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| He freewheeled into Brandon, the saint was home at last
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| The entire population came (281) the place was chock-a-block
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| Love nor money wouldn’t get your nose inside the shop
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| The fishermen hauled up their nets, the farmers left their hay
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| Kerry people know that saints don’t turn up every day
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| Everythin' was goin' great 'til Brendan did announce
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| His reason for returnin' was to try and set up house
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| The girls were flabbergasted at St. Bredan’s neck
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| To seek a wife so late in life and him a total wreck
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| Worn down by rejection that pierced his humble pride
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| «Begod», sez Brendan «If I run I’ll surely catch the tide»
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| Turnin' on his sandals he made straight for the docks
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| And haulin' up his anchor he cast off from the rocks
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| As he sailed past Inishvickallaun there stood the albatross
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| «I knew you’d never stick it out, 'tis great to see you boss»
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| «I'm bailin' out» sez Brendan, «I badly need a break
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| A fortnight is about as much as any aul saint could take.»
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| «Is it right or left for Gibraltar»
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| «What tack do I take for Mizen Head?»
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| «I'd love to settle down near Ventry Harbour»
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| St. Brendan to his albatross he said |