| As I was walking home one evenin'
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| I know this takes some believin'
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| I met a group of creatures
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| With the strangest lookin' features
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| A poor old dove and a worm in the weed
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| And a fine old pigeon, yes indeed
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| A daddy longlegs jumpet sprite
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| As he danced to the reel in the flickering light
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| Oh round we go, heel to the toe
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| And the daddy longlegs jumpet sprite
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| As he danced to the reel in the flickering light
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| On his thin and wispy spindles
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| He was deft and he was nimble
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| His eyes were scientific
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| And his dancing was terrific
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| And the rats and worms they made a din
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| And the nettles in the corners took it in
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| «Oh God» says I, «Tonight's the night»
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| «We'll dance to the reel in the flickering light»
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| Oh round we go, heel to the toe
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| «Oh God» says I «tonight's the night
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| We’ll dance to the reel in the flickering light»
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| Then he looked at me directly
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| With a gaze that could dissect me
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| Then he asked me in a whisper
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| «Have you got any sisters?»
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| «Oh God almighty» says I to him
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| «What sort of a man d’you think I am?
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| I’ve only one she’s not your type
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| She wouldn’t dance the reel in the flickering light»
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| So round we go, heel to the toe
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| «I've only one she’s not your type
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| She wouldn’t dance a reel in the flickering light»
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| Says he:
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| «Does she come from another planet?
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| Does she got a bee in her bonnet?
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| Does she do her daily duties
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| You never know we might be suited»
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| And the rats and the worms began in to laugh
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| And some of them started shufflin' off
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| We’re goin' to have some fun tonight
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| Getting ready for the reel in the flickering light
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| Oh round we go, heel to the toe
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| We’re goin' to have some fun tonight
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| Getting ready for the reel in the flickering light
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| I could see he had no scruples
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| When I looked into his pupils
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| They were purple or magenta
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| Like a statue during lent
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| I said «I'll get her right away»
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| «Good man» says he «now don’t delay»
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| We’re going to have some fun tonight
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| And he flicked his legs in the flickering light
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| Oh round we go, heel to the toe
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| We’re goin' to have some fun tonight
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| And he flicked his legs in the flickering light
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| Then up stepped a red carnation
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| And they gave her an ovation
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| She was warm and enchatin'
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| As she slowly started dancin'
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| And the wise old pigeon peeled his eye
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| And the nettles and the weeds began to sigh
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| Daddy longlegs said «my-oh-my
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| Are we ready for the reel in the flickering light?»
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| Oh round we go, heel to the toe
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| Daddy longlegs said «my-oh-my
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| Are we ready for the reel in the flickering light?»
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| She was gentle, she was charmin'
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| And I heard him call her «darlin'
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| He was graceful as a whisper
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| On his delicate legs of silver
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| And the rats and worms were still as mice
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| And the poor old pigeon said «That's nice»
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| As shimmering there, ah, the lovely bride
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| As they danced to the reel in the flickering light
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| Oh round we go, heel to the toe
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| As shimmering there, ah, the lovely bride
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| As they danced to the reel in the flickering light
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| Oh round we go, heel to the toe
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| As shimmering there, ah, the lovely bride
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| As they danced to the reel in the flickering light |