Lyrics Swamp Boogie - Chris Pontius

Swamp Boogie

If you were a chick would you get big fake tits?
If you need extra money would you turn the devil tricks?
Would you be a little slutty, would you be a little prude?
Will your vagina be a jungle or would you shave it nice and smooth?
Hike your pants up like a mom and make a camel toe
Will you shake your first at God, for making music loud
When you’re sitting on the toilet ???
Hey there!
Pretty Mama!
You ready for a raidorama?
I love this place!
Big titties in my face!
You drive me wild!
You drive me crazy!
You amaze me!
You nslave me!
Doggy style, you choos
It’s time to screwooohoohoooh!
Wooohoo, Oooh Oooh
If you lived out in the country like a wild wild honky
Where nobody was watching where you had to kill the donkey
You whisper in her ear, ???
when she whisperers back at you ???
If you’re feeling kinda crazy you can go about it so, you can smash through the
walls ??
For your imaginary friends, start an imaginary band
With imaginary songs for your imaginary friends!
Hey there!
Pretty Mama!
You ready for a raidorama?
I love this place!
Big titties in my face!
You drive me wild!
You drive me crazy!
You amaze me!
You enslave me!
Doggy style, you choose
It’s time to screwooohoohoooh
Wooohooo, Oooh Oooh
Hey there pretty Mama
You ready for a raidorama?
I love this place
Big titties in my face
You drive me wild!
You drive me crazy
You amaze me
You enslave me
Doggy style, you choose
It’s time to screwooohoohoooh!
Woohoo, Oooh Ooooh!
If you were a chick would you get big fake tits?
If you need extra money would you turn the devil tricks?
Would you be a little slutty, would you be a little prude?
Will your vagina be a jungle or would you shave it nice and smooth?
Hike your pants up like a mom and make a camel toe
Will you shake your first at God, for making music loud
When you’re sitting on the toilet ???