
Date of issue: 20.12.2018
Song language: English
Spidey-Bells (A Hero's Lament) |
Oh, Spidey Bells, Spidey Bells |
Swinging through Midtown |
Oh what fun to sling a web |
And take the bad guys down |
Spidey Bells, Spidey Bells |
Quipping all the time |
Oh, what fun to swing around |
New York while fighting crime |
Thwipping through the streets |
Of New York every night |
Wrapping bad guys up |
In my web so tight |
Crawling up the walls |
Making villains fight |
What fun to make the holidays |
Free from crime tonight |
Oh, Spider Bells, Goblin smells |
Vulture laid an egg |
Spider-Buggy blew a tire |
Venom got away-ay |
Spidey Bells, Spidey Bells |
Swinging all the way |
Oh, what fun it is to fight |
The bad guys every night |
Swinging through the streets |
A web of spider silk |
Kicking all the butts |
Of villains and their ilk |
Bombs from goblins fling (Fling!) |
Pumpkins burning bright (Bright!) |
How hard it is to consistently bring |
Peace to New York all night |
Oh, Spidey Bells, might be swell |
To do more than fight crime |
I got a lotta qualities that don’t get much airtime |
I can sing, I can dance |
I tell jokes, I act |
I get big, big… big deal |
My agent, call me back |
Why did I agree to do this stupid song? |
I have a degree in Chemical Engineering |
I thought it would be fun to show this side of me |
But now I feel it lacks artistic integrity |
Oh, Spidey Bells, Spidey Bells |
Is this who I’ve become? |
Selling out my good name |
For an impulse-buy album |
Oh, Spidey Bells, Spidey Bells |
I’m filled with deep regret |
I’m cancelling this song’s release |
For the press I get |
Oh, Spidey Bells, Spidey Bells |
Swinging through Midtown |
Oh what fun to sling a web |
And take the bad guys down |