Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Get Off Mi Couch, artist - Chords. Date of issue: 31.12.2009
Song language: English
Get Off Mi Couch |
| I passed the point of no return about ann hour ago / |
| High as a kite tryin' to fight the party’s out of control / |
| In the back turnin' up the volume knob as high as it goes / |
| In a place where beer is cheap and the speakers are about to explode / |
| Don’t ask me how I got here / |
| Don’t ask me how I’m gettin' home / |
| All I know is I’m fucked up and I wanna be left alone / |
| But earlier in the evening I was singin' a different tune / |
| Listenin' to Mystikal twistin' a spliff or two, now / |
| My house is the hot spot that’s the word on the streets / |
| And I got the bourbon in reach let’s start disturbin' the peace / |
| Let’s start murderin' beats let’s bring the world to her knees / |
| And for gods sake call up some ladies while I’m burnin' this weed / |
| HAHAHAHA HA the party’s just getting started / |
| Me and my squad are already fucked up and retarded / |
| HAHAHAHA HA I got a new wardrobe my body’s full of hormones / |
| And I smell like eau-de-cologne / |
| Now, me and my squad took a little ride in the car / |
| Straight to the club stormed the joint and headed right for the bar / |
| Inside, duckin' and weavin' tryin' to hide from the guard / |
| Fuck I ain’t leavin' the place unless ther’s a cipher involved / |
| So my man rushed to the bathroom and made it back in five minutes flat / |
| Tapped my shoulder and displayed a spliff the size of a bat / |
| It’s dark enough let’s spark it up we don’t have to go out / |
| We could sit back in the couch just chill and pass it around / |
| And while we’re sittin' there like connoisseurs reclined in the sofa / |
| I saw two P.Y.T's starin' just tryin' to get closer / |
| I gave the lady a hit 'cause that’s how a gentleman act / |
| Then I got my hennessy back there goes the memory lapse / |
| HAHAHAHA HA the party’s just getting started / |
| Me and my squad are already fucked up and retarded / |
| HAHAHAHA HA I got a new wardrobe my body’s full of hormones / |
| And I smell like eau-de-cologne / |
| Now it’s 2:30 in the mornin' and we’re dancin' on the tables / |
| Askin' all the ladies «wanna hit the afterparty later?» |
| / |
| If so, meet me outside the door in forty minutes / |
| 'cause Chords and women go together like abuse and foster children / |
| We gotta round up a cab or two 'cause the center is just down the avenue / |
| I got a room over there and the room’s got a bed now dosen’t that sound like a |
| plan to you / |
| Apparently my approach wasn’t smooth enough / |
| She asked me who the fuck I was and said her man would chew me up / |
| Next thing I know I’m in some house and alone / |
| Some place where the beer is free and the speakers are about to explode / |
| Don’t ask me how I got here don’t ask me how I’m gettin' home / |
| All I know is I’m fucked up and I wanna be left alone / |
| HAHAHAHA HA the party just died out / |
| Can’t get a busride now / |
| And I’m caught on some guys couch / |
| HAHAHAHA HA got stains on my baggy jeans / |
| Blew a months salary but at least I got my nickle bag-o-weed |