Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Idiot Savant, artist - Chords.
Date of issue: 31.12.2009
Song language: English
Idiot Savant |
I got a catscan that proves I´m half-animal, half-man |
Puttin' the squeeze on rap bands, like a lap-dance at fat camp |
You seen Chords, where’s he at, man? |
I’m probably at your local capstand, smoking the afghan |
Who always gets the last laugh? |
Me |
See your demo went from your hand to my hand, straight to the trash can |
Physically human, but a ghost at heart |
See, I’ve been off the wall like stolen art, before Napoleon Bonapart |
Before Joan of Arc was burnt to a crisp |
Before Noah’s Arc departed I was the first to enlist it, sucka |
The mark of the beast might swerve your way |
When I run up, armed to the teeth like Kurt Cobain |
And turn the henhouse you call a crew into Cordon Bleu |
Put a match to my ass, fart at you, start a barbecue |
In a bar or two I’ll end the verse with a cliffhanger |
Guess who rolled up on you, not full of shit like Biff Tannen |
It goes Who? |
I |
When I walk inside a room since I got caught riding a broom on the dark side of |
the moon |
It goes Who? |
I |
And suddenly they forfeit, 'cause Chords hit their chest with a flying horse |
kick |
It goes Who? |
I |
When Chords rolls through in a Yugo, poppin' bottles of Pruno |
It goes Who? |
I |
Ooh, Aah |
Ooh, My |
Ooh, Aah |
Rappers can’t hang |
If they could, they’d be swinging off my balls |
'Cause I got body blows that turn your entourage to kosmonauts |
For no apparent reason, I strap on a pair of cleats |
And open up a bagfull of severe beatings |
You know me, the guy who talks with his spit glands |
And spends his weekends moonwalking on quicksand |
Who stormed your crib, called it home |
Forcing you to pledge allegiance with a cobblestone to your collarbone |
Chords! |
Don’t give a fuck if I live or die |
So go ahead and kill me, shit I be back by dinnertime |
This ain’t the little leagues |
I won’t stop 'til I got a thousand Billy Jeans from Italy to the Phillipines |
'Cause it’s instilled in me |
To spit raps that |
Leave a disaster path like the aftermath of stampeding wilderbeast |
So don’t be fooled, playa |
You’re only on top of the game 'cause I knocked you out by the pool table |
It goes Who? |
I |
When I walk inside a room since I got caught riding a broom on the dark side of |
the moon |
It goes Who? |
I |
And suddenly they forfeit, 'cause Chords hit their chest with a flying horse |
kick |
It goes Who? |
I |
When Chords rolls through in a Yugo, poppin' bottles of Pruno |
It goes Who? |
I |
Ooh, Aah |
Ooh, Aah |
Ooh, Aah |
Some people wonder why, under my mummified |
Husk I’m numb inside |
In a deep sleep, waiting to come alive |
And leave you knee-deep in the water of Shit’s Creek |
Pip-squeeks scatter when I stroll with Cujo on Mean Street |
We can go to war with crowbars |
Shoot-out like Lone Star, either way your next stop is the bone yard |
That ain’t a comet it’s just Chords in his cars |
Smoking cigars behind the steering wheel, orbiting Mars |
Born grown, not even a fetus at birth |
This ain’t just rap, asshole, this is genius at work |
This is the type of shit you frame, put it on your wall |
And twenty years later claim «I knew Chords back in the day» |
No you didn’t! |
Admit it, I was only at your house |
'Cause your sister’s fine and guess who wanted to hit it? |
C to the H-O |
Fuck tagging it on walls, I leave it scarred in flesh |
It goes Who? |
I |
When I walk inside a room since I got caught riding a broom on the dark side of |
the moon |
It goes Who? |
I |
And suddenly they forfeit, 'cause Chords hit their chest with a flying horse |
kick |
It goes Who? |
I |
When Chords rolls through in a Yugo, poppin bottles of Pruno |
It goes Who? |
I |
Ooh, Aah |
Ooh, Aah |
Ooh, Aah |