| Wrap your chops, round this stick of tea
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| Blow this gage, and get high with me
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| Hey bro, lend me your ear for some friendly advice
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| About a little substitute for the henny on ice
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| It sparked me up times my pen wouldn’t write
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| Kept my mind going through many a night
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| You guessed it Einstein, the topic’s a classic
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| And just like fine wine or dropping an acid
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| It gives you a buzz, puts stuff into perspective
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| Not too strong though, just enough to respect it
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| It calms me down when I’m on the run
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| It’s my therapist, masseuse and llama in one
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| It comes in all the colors of army fatigues
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| And it never talks back man, it always agrees
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| So if you’re feeling stressed, depressed
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| Knock on my door and I’ll fix the rest
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| We’ll talk some shit, laugh a lot
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| So pull up a chair and just…
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| I could tell you what I do and think but I won’t
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| I’ll just fill in the blanks with the things that I don’t
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| I don’t keep the hotshots pouring and pouring
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| And start fights at Burger King at 4 in tha morning
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| Don’t listen to people going on and on and on
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| About the way I live man, I’m snoring it’s boring
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| Sometimes I wanna stop and shout
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| Sometimes I can’t cause I got the cotton mouth
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| I move in slow motion through the commotion
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| Don’t call it propaganda man I’m doing promotion
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| I do as I please, whistle my tune
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| And you’re standing there looking like Mr Magoo
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| She’s not to be mistaken for substance abuse
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| Not for you to do cause you got nothing to loose
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| I love her dearly we’re like Bonnie and Clyde
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| Me I’m Warren Beatty, she’s my partner in crime
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| For us to hold hand out of question
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| People stare funny in our direction
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| See technically it’s like a social faux pas
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| Some might even say that I have broken the law
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| C’mon dog, I do as I please
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| As long as I’m set and my crew is at ease
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| And if you want we can all start filling the air
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| I got an ace up my sleeve and I’m willing to share |