Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song 5 Finger Discount, artist - Choking Victim.
Date of issue: 28.01.2008
Song language: English
5 Finger Discount |
A walk through the product store and 15 aisles to see |
All the pretty, pretty packages staring back at me |
Which is my favorite, where is my chance |
To remove the product and stick it in my pants |
Cuz I want to see, what’s on sale whats for free |
(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies |
Who steal from me, and from you |
(if only you knew, then you would steal too) |
Adrenaline rushes, the products in my grip |
I am only shopping, but now it’s time to lift |
I look for my moment, and down my pants I stick |
The product I’ve selected is concealed against my dick |
Cuz I want to see, what’s on sale whats for free |
(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies |
Who steal from me, and from you |
(if only you knew, then you would steal too) |
Paranoid as fuck security in tow |
Is he really traling me and does he really know? |
Of my little secret my pride and his shame |
This is so exciting kid, it’s like a fucking game |
I’m almost to the counter, will I make it to the door |
Will I get away like a million times before? |
Or will i be caught, jailed, banned from the store? |
Like if the product I’ve selected slips and crashes to the floor |
Five finger discount! |
And I want to see, what’s on sale whats for free |
(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies |
Who steal from me, and from you |
(if only you knew, then you would steal too) |
Paranoid as fuck security in tow |
Is he really traling me and does he really know? |
Of my little secret my pride and his shame |
This is so exciting kid, it’s like a fucking game |
I’m almost to the counter, will I make it to the door |
Will I get away like a million times before? |
Or will i be caught, jailed, banned from the store? |
Like if the product I’ve selected slips and crashes to the floor |
I get to the door and out the door I slide |
I feel a sense of dignity, I feel a sense of pride |
I do a happy dance and down the street I bail |
As I have a little feast of what’s on sale |