Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Bloat On, artist - Cheech & Chong. Album song Let's Make a New Dope Deal, in the genre
Date of issue: 11.06.2007
Record label: Warner
Song language: English
Bloat On |
Ladies and gentlemen |
Will you please welcome |
(Bloat, bloat on) |
The Fabulous Bloaters |
(Bloat, bloat, bloat on) |
(Bloat on, bloat on) |
Hamburger |
And my name is Leroy |
And I love a hamburger |
That’s nice and juicy |
A hamburger that gets on |
Everything and everybody |
A burger with nice, soft |
Warm browm buns |
Covered with mustard and relish |
And ketchup dripping on down |
Lots of onions and mayonnaise |
What’s that you said, honey |
Hold the pickle |
Hold the lettuce |
Say, baby, hold your mouth |
I want it my way |
And if you want my way |
All you got to do is |
Mmm, take my hand |
Come with me, baby |
To Burger Land |
Let me show you |
How good it can be |
Eating burgers with me |
(Bloat, bloat on) |
Get me another burger, baby |
See, I’m sick, I gotta eat |
(Bloat on, bloat on) |
I got Dunlap’s disease |
That’s where I eat so much |
(Bloat, bloat, bloat on) |
My belly done lapped over my belt |
Oh, yeah (bloat on, bloat on) |
Ice Cream |
And my name is Sugar |
And I love all the |
Flavors of the world |
I like chocolate and vanilla |
And mocha but, ooh |
My favorite is licorice |
But I also like pistachio |
And strawberry and raspberry |
And boysenberry and berry berry |
Mmm, baby, if y’all wanna |
Share some sugar with Sugar |
Just reach out |
Ooh, take my hand |
Come with me, baby |
To Sugar Land |
Let me show you |
How good it can be |
Eating sweet things with me |
(Bloat, bloat on) |
Oh, no, baby |
Don’t show me that |
I can’t eat that |
(Bloat on, bloat on) |
'Cause I’m on a seafood diet |
That’s everything I see, I eats |
(Bloat, bloat, bloat on) |
So take it on ov… well |
Bring it back on over here |
(Bloat, bloat on) |
Maybe I’ll just have a few licks |
Chow Mein |
Andah my name ah Lawwy |
And I like-a Chow Mein that ah |
Haveah everything all over everything |
A real house special |
You know, ah |
Foo ap, ah, chow siu, ah |
Seow gay, ah |
Chum chayogung, howaya guma |
Dum sum-ah, hay gow, yung cow |
Fresh vegetabow and cawwots |
Also, I like a sweet and sour |
Number two combo wiffa |
Two 7-Uppee |
And, baby, if you like that |
Hey, baby, you come on down |
Yeah, you come on down |
Let me take you to Chinatown |
Let me show you |
How good it can be |
Eating chinese food with Larry |
Hamburger, ice cream |
Chow Mein, ha ha ha ha |
(Burp) Bromo Seltzer |