Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Sister Mary Elephant, artist - Cheech & Chong. Album song Cheech & Chong's Greatest Hit, in the genre Date of issue: 16.07.2007
Record label: Warner
Song language: English
Sister Mary Elephant |
| Good morning, class. |
| Good morning, class. |
| Class? |
| Class?! |
| Shut up! |
| Thank you |
| As you know your regular teacher Sister Rosetta Stone is on a small vacation. |
| However she does send her love, at least fingerpaintings, and desk club she’s |
| making. |
| I am your substitute teacher, Sister Mary Elephant |
| Class, attention. |
| Attention, class! |
| Class? |
| SHUT UP!!! |
| Thank you |
| Young man, now give me that knife. |
| Thank you |
| Now class, you all know who I am, so let’s find out who you are |
| Class? |
| Class?! |
| SHUT UP!!! |
| Far out, man! |
| Thank you |
| Now class, Sister Rosetta has informed me that your assignment for the last two |
| months has been to write an essay in titled How I Spent My Summer Vacation. |
| Who would like to read theirs before the class? |
| Class? |
| Class?! |
| Cla- shut up! |
| Thank you |
| Young man in the first row, stand up, state your name, and read your essay |
| Who me? |
| Yes. |
| Read your essay, please! |
| Uh, I don’t have it finished yet |
| Well then, read what you have, young man! |
| Okay. |
| The first day on my vacation, what I did on my summer vacation, |
| the first day on my vacation, I woke up. |
| Then, I went downtown to a quiet job. |
| Then I hung out in front of the drugstore. |
| The second day on my summer |
| vacation, I woke up, then I went downtown to look for a job. |
| Then I hung out in |
| front of the drugstore. |
| The third day on my summer vacation, I woke up… |
| Now that’s fine, young man! |
| …Then I went downtown to look for a job… |
| Now that’s fine, young man! |
| STUDENT: |
| …Then I got a job, keeping people from here and out in front of the drugstore. |
| The fourth day on my… |
| Young man? |
| Young man? |
| Young man?! |
| SHUT UP!!! |
| Thank you |
| Now class, I have a surprise for you! |
| I’m going to read you some poems out of |
| this lovely book of poetry. |
| The sun kisses the morning skies. |
| The birds kiss |
| the butterflies. |
| The dew kisses the morning grass. |
| Class? |
| Class?! |
| Cla-- WAKE UP! |
| I gotta go to the can, man! |