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Date of issue: 02.10.2013
Record label: SubSpace Communications
Song language: English
Motorman |
Was a lonely guy with an ugly face |
Looking for sex all over the place |
Didn’t have cash to pay for a whore |
Or even buy baby oil out at the store |
Didn’t have the strength to commit rape |
He tried to stick it into a crepe |
Moved on to chickens and other food |
But it just couldn’t satisfy this horny dude |
Motor Man |
Getting his penis caught in the fan |
He felt that his testicles might explode |
He couldn’t release his high-protein load |
Just when he thought that all would be lost |
He caught a whiff of some diesel exhaust |
Love was in the air |
The time was ripe |
To try to stick it in the tailpipe |
But alas, it didn’t work out too good |
So he went round to open the hood |
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Mark Of The Devil | 1998 |
Workers Of The World | 1998 |
A Friend Of Mine | 1998 |
Human Remains | 1998 |
Down And Out | 1998 |
Something I Ate | 1998 |
Key To Success | 1998 |
Capitalist Punishment | 1998 |
Liquids Of My Life | 1998 |
Glory | 2013 |
Morals Are for Sissies | 1995 |
Crusaders in Disneyland | 1993 |
Freedom in Wheels | 1995 |
Nothing But a Bitch | 1993 |
Things I Hate | 1993 |
Don't Wanna Work | 1993 |
Hurts Good | 1995 |
I'm Not Ok, You're Not Ok, But Hey, That's Ok | 1995 |
Dead Boys Don't Say No | 1995 |