| I was slugging some dudes when she caught my eyes
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| She was gorgeous enough, she was pure delight
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| We fell in love and then we married of course
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| I had my moosehair and felt no remorse
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| She took my panties off and saw an awful sight
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| My penis had lost all its former might
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| I just wanna wear my moosehair underwear
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| Now she is gone and with her all my friends
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| My underwear and the the garden fence
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| But right is right and fair must be fair
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| I would send her into deepest despair
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| I had some dying to do and was standing tall
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| I blew my head off and onto the wall
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| I thought she would be sorry, that little faggot
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| But no one came looking for me, except the maggots
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| «All gone, bye bye!»
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| I just wanna wear my moosehair underwear |