| I have no hobbies and no education
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| Some of the girls call me a jerk
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| My only goal in life is marriage
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| Then I will never have to work
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| You were always, always such a bore
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| But now you won’t nag no more
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| Silence is golden, you know
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| Dead boys don’t say no
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| Hold my hand; |
| let’s go for a walk
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| Our relation is neat and clean
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| I will sleep with you if I have to
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| A duty I perform like a machine
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| Watch TV; |
| eat fast food
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| Let us stare at the walls
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| Then we spend every weekend
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| In the suburban shopping malls
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| You were always, always such a bore
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| But now you won’t nag no more
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| Silence is golden, you know
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| Dead boys don’t say no
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| Wanna be boring and ordinary
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| Buy us a tralier and a station wagon
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| And a dog; |
| that would be nice
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| And maybe some sex on your vacation
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| I reckon that’ll have to suffice
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| You’re a pervert; |
| you’re a liar
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| Where have you been all night?
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| Get your hands off my body and
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| Get the hell out of sight
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| You were always, always such a bore
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| But now you won’t nag no more
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| Silence is golden, you know
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| Dead boys don’t say no |