Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Moosewear, artist - Cat Rapes Dog. Date of issue: 31.12.1992
Song language: English
Moosewear |
| I was slugging some dudes when she caught my eyes |
| She was gorgeous enough, she was pure delight |
| We fell in love and then we married of course |
| I had my moosehair and felt no remorse |
| She took my panties off and saw an awful sight |
| My penis had lost all its former might |
| I just wanna wear my moosehair underwear |
| Now she is gone and with her all my friends |
| My underwear and the the garden fence |
| But right is right and fair must be fair |
| I would send her into deepest despair |
| I had some dying to do and was standing tall |
| I blew my head off and onto the wall |
| I thought she would be sorry, that little faggot |
| But no one came looking for me, except the maggots |
| «All gone, bye bye!» |
| I just wanna wear my moosehair underwear |