| Most people are curious
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| Some wanna get dirt on
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| The Centaur; |
| I’m famous
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| I walk around with no shirt on
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| The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
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| I’m a man
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| But I’m built like a horse from the waist down
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| People are afraid of me but act like they love me
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| Feast your eyes upon my nudity
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| I am Beauty AND the Beast
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| I have plenty to say
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| But nobody listens because my cock is so big
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| And the end of it glistens; |
| so I’m famous for it
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| «Freaky» is what everyone’s name is for it
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| Sure, it’s larger than yours
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| I’m a CENTAUR for Chrissakes!
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| I like to eat rice cakes and listen to classical music
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| I’m told passion is my specialty
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| But really I’m old-fashioned
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| I’m quite well-built
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| As far as physiques go
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| So people seem to think that I belong in a freak show
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| They wanna have pictures taken
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| Constantly assumin' that my sex drive
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| Is three times that of a normal human
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| Askin' silly questions like I’m their personal mentor
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| All they care about is my big dick because I’m the centaur
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| The porno industry
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| Wants to pay me lots of money to appear in books and movie
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| Cause they think I look funny
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| But I’m lookin' for true love
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| Not groupies and freaks
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| More than a huge cock — I have a complicated mind
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| I’m not the favorite kind of companion
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| For the average person
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| Sometimes things start well
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| But eventually worsen when sex becomes a problem
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| Or else they’re unimpressed with the attention that you get
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| Bein' a centaur’s love interest
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| You don’t care about my next life
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| Just my ex-wife and the intimate details of our sex life
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| Most people are curious
|
| Some wanna get dirt on
|
| The Centaur; |
| I’m famous
|
| I walk around with no shirt on
|
| The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
|
| I’m a man
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| But I’m built like a horse from the waist down |