| I got dibs on drums
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| And first say on the mike
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| Rule number six for life
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| Is stay on the bike
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| And as soon as you can
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| Get rid of the trainin wheels
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| There’s no way to explain
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| How good an? |
| attendant? |
| feels
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| It’s better than nothin
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| But it’s more fun than pinball
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| But when it’s done poorly
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| It’s enough to make the skin crawl
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| It’s like chewin on tin foil
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| The only thing worse
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| Is when kids peddle drums
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| Without payin a few dues first
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| So don’t ask what my drums are
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| 'cause i either won’t tell you
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| Or else i got a list of
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| Phony records to sell you
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| 'cause see noone helped me
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| And as a matter of fact
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| There’s a thrill in the hunt
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| For a platter of wax
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| It’s calles searchin
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| For the perfect beat
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| The owner is prestigious
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| To those with the knowledge
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| And achieve sacriligious ???
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| Bootlegs and reissues
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| I avoid 'em like a plague
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| But don’t ask where i look
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| 'cause i’ll lie or be vague
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| I’m on the lookout for beats
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| Every little second
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| Checkin country western
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| Even heavy metal records
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| Leave no stone uncovered
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| For every ten took in
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| You may find none with
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| Ten hours spend lookin
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| But that’s what makes
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| A good score so rewarding
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| Even if you spend 20 bucks
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| On a rare recording
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| So don’t ask what my drums are
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| 'cause i either won’t tell you
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| Or else i’ve got a list of
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| Phony records to sell you |