| I don’t even know if it’s really worth mentionin'
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| That anti-freeze without toxic is rather thirst quenchin’in
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| Anyway, the point is you have to choose between school
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| And having kids that splash around in the shallow end of the gene pool
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| How did you manage to make the erection worthwhile
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| With cigars and the scars from a see-section birth style?
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| The next thing you know, you’re behind, and pretty soon your mom’s
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| Taking photos of your date to the shitty junior prom
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| Even though you feel in your gastro-intestinals
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| That you’d rather hang with Yelson or Castro in festivals
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| You try so hard, get ahead but you can only fail
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| So you might as well start wearing your hair up in a ponytail
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| If you need to be told what to say, get a teleprompter
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| And take some advice from a man up in a helicopter
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| Piss off the wrong person you think you’re defending
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| With promises made they may be just pretending |