Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Hats on Beds, artist - Buck 65. Album song Man Overboard, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 07.10.2002
Record label: Buck 65
Song language: English
Hats on Beds |
Shoot the messenger, measure his wingspan. |
The organ grinders had the whole thing planned. |
Take his tongue and remove his two eyeballs. |
Savin' em up for the day if that guy calls. |
I’m almost certain, but this is speculation, |
The notes are in a box marked «Christmas Decorations». |
Remember what I told ya to do with the hair gel, |
And don’t let anyone see you in the stairwell. |
Tell the key cutter I said to stay home. |
I’ll call him at quarter after twelve from a pay phone. |
Make sure whoever stays the night has a dental plan. |
The girls already came through with the rental van. |
Shave all the hair on your body and bathe. |
The convoy will be at the border by morning. |
Take the appetite suppressants at sunrise. |
Over-exerting tonight would be unwise. |
We’ll all be wearing the matching necklaces. |
Double check everything; |
There’s no room for recklessness. |
Burn the clothes I was wearing on Wednesday. |
Pay no attention to what your so-called friends say. |
Bury the screwdriver set in the playground. |
The blood donor said he needs a half-hour to lay down. |
Only ever sign for parcels if you know the guys. |
9:30 a.m. sharp — we mobilize. |
Butane? |
Check. |
Electrical tape? |
Check. |
Five iron? |
Check. |
Insect repellent? |
Check. |
Snorkel? |
Check. |
Staple gun? |
Check. |
Blank tapes? |
Check. |
Kill the lights 'n wait for the snowplow. |
You got the muscle, and I got the know-how. |
Grievances aside, I think that if we act together, |
And give the snake-charmer an extra day to track the weather, |
We should have no problem seein' this through, |
Even with the machine bein' this new. |
Find out from the invoice what kind of supplies is it, |
Then I think we should pay him a surprise visit. |
Draw the map on the back of the placemat, |
And mark with an 'X' where the testing was based at. |
Roll all the coins in the jar by the radiator, |
Then we can drop off the negatives (maybe later). |
I still can’t believe the pillowcases went missin' |
Ask Jason if he knows how to get to the gas station. |
Check the levels when the work enhances, |
But don’t take your wig off under any circumstances. |
It’s gonna get hot when the plugs are pulled. |
Let go of the rope when the jugs are full. |
Set the pager I gave you to vibrate, |
And then glue a magnet to the bottom of the pie plate. |
Give the kid ten bucks and show him how to light the torch. |
There is no shame in this. |
Cue up — Quick. |
The babysitter threw up. |
The original cannisters are hidden in the bannisters. |
Gold Bond? |
Check. |
Sleepy seeds? |
Check. |
Dog whistle? |
Check. |
Clean towels? |
Check. |
Rosin bag? |
Check. |
Compass juice? |
Check. |
Divining rod? |
Check. |
(please extinguish all cigarettes) |