| We should take a break from the computers and programs
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| And swing it back to my place for hooters and slow jams
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| For once. |
| I’m the type of guy who’ll surprise you with a cool disguise
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| And act out fantasies with dialogue and school supplies
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| South American tough nuts to crack open, but I’m determined, slim chance
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| To make it past the German implants and you-know-whats
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| Private parts, I’m hoping that you do go nuts and push while it
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| Happens baby, 'cause I’m the bush pilot
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| Be the one to tell your friends that you blew the stallion
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| Wearing nothing but my zulu medalion
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| And then maybe a pineapple sliced wedge between the labia and clitoris
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| Gave her a taste of the bitteress flavor in purple rain
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| Blues and the red whites, me and you can spend nights
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| Alone in the dark while I’m starin' at your headlights and highbeams
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| In my dreams with city streets and crosswalks
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| Pedestrian traffic, and my finger in the saucebox
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| Graphic with lost socks and underwear, a thousand kinds of Calvin Kleins
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| I caught you in the backroom with attachments for the vacuum
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| The syncronized swim team and punk rockers
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| Anorexic runway models with shrunk knockers
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| And all of them, with wide legs, the fried eggs and honey mustard
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| I’m eatin' out instead of buying groceries 'til the money’s busted
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| 'Cause I don’t care, snackin' on your muffin, chewin' one more time
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| Like nothin' doin', it feels hot where the sun don’t shine
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| The way I blew your mind, you are not prepared to handle facts
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| In my command performance while I’m drippin' melted candle wax
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| Inside the beaver, got you open like a wide receiver
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| I like the way she licks behind the back when she’s sixty-ninin' |