Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Birds and the Brees, artist - BROJOB. Date of issue: 31.12.2017
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
The Birds and the Brees |
| Give it up for the world and how they taught sex-ed |
| I’m pretty sure you need a shield to keep protected |
| I always thought that making love was such a strange thing |
| Especially when you decorate your cock with a ring |
| I’m not too sure what it’s for but I think that it’s cool |
| I’m about to get butt naked and jack off into the pool |
| And when I’m done with that I’ll probably shave off all my hair |
| And cover myself in mustard and throw myself down the stairs |
| I want to deep throat your balls with my ass cheeks |
| While I bounce on your sack, we’ll call it gymnasties |
| I’ll make your nuts bounce like a pogo stick |
| Have you seen my ass? |
| You know that shit is extra thicc |
| Every mother fucker has something to say |
| Bitch, I’m like Burger King — you can have it your way |
| Tuck your balls back and squeeze them with your ass |
| Sometimes I wonder what it’s like to be a car |
| Get leaded up on gasoline and hit my dick with a spark |
| Now let’s do like a roller coaster and ride your life away |
| Despite the constant negative press covfefe |
| Let me tell you something about how to use a condom |
| Make sure you get it extra small |
| So it’s wrapped around your cock |
| Tie it in a knot, then cut the tip of it off |
| If you don’t have a condom, then you can use a sock |
| Or just put your dick into a mini-headlock |
| Remember, double penetration makes it way more safe |
| I’ll succ every single person in the human race |
| Have you ever wondered what it’s like inside a copper pipe? |
| Cause if you stick your dick in |
| You can start to do what’s called «the angry plumber» |
| It’s basically a blowjob but without the hummer |
| Give it up for the world and how they taught sex-ed |
| I’m pretty sure you need a shield to keep protected |
| I don’t need no butterflies in my dumbass tummy |
| Cause BROJOB taught me how to do the unprotected dummy |
| Basically you swing your dick around like it’s a sword |
| Until you lose all feeling in your cock and then get bored |
| Twist your nipples and slam your dick in the refrigerator door |
| Send them to the slobber house |