Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Final Fantasy VII With Lyrics, artist - Brentalfloss. Date of issue: 16.11.2015
Song language: English
Final Fantasy VII With Lyrics |
| Disc one spins, and a tale begins |
| About a punky dude who’s emo just a bit? |
| His memory’s shit, but he’s real tight-knit |
| With a childhood friend who has enormous eyes |
| He teams up with a guy who’s basically |
| How Asians think black people really act |
| And they enlist ecoterrorists |
| 'Cause they’re violent environmentalists |
| But along the way Cloud goes astray |
| And he falls into a church |
| (I pity da fool!) |
| Meets a chick, they quickly click |
| And then she’s kidnapped by an evil corp’rate dick |
| Now the party tries to get her back |
| But they fail real hard and soon get trapped |
| Suddenly they’re free |
| But why, how can this be? |
| They trace a bloody trail |
| And find this guy impaled |
| They ask who knocked him off |
| A man named Sephiroth |
| But now they must depart |
| In a sequence I call «Super Mako Kart!» |
| Blow by blow, that’s the whole intro |
| But there is so much more awaiting them |
| And so just where they’ll go, they don’t even know |
| That’s when minigames start messing with the flow |
| Minigames, minigames |
| So many, so mini |
| Minigames, many games |
| Hard to tell things apart |
| Which is the normal game? |
| Which is the minigame? |
| CPR minigame! |
| Dolphin jump minigame |
| Battle-bots minigame! |
| Gay orgy minigame! |
| Chocobo race minigame! |
| Snowboarding minigame! |
| Hypothermia minigame! |
| Slappedy slappedy minigame! |
| Submarine minigame! |
| Thirty cats minigame! |
| Fall and die minigame! |
| «Who am I?» |
| minigame! |
| In '97, this game took the cake |
| You might say Squaresoft hit its limit break |
| Your sales were high, you hit your stride |
| Not a dry eye |
| When Aerith die-yied, yes, we cried |
| But that aside |
| Your plot has mile-wide gaping holes |
| And in my eyes |
| You mostly ride on visuals |
| Such a technological leap |
| But the story curve is so steep |
| Still the fanboys say you’re number one |
| Sure, you mainstreamed JRPGs |
| Brought the cartridge guys to their knees |
| But some things lost got i’n tarnslation! |
| At least there’s not a sword that’s also a gun! |
| And in the end, despite the typos |
| And endless sidequest filler |
| Less folks woulda played numbers one through six |
| If seven hadn’t been so killer! |
| You were ambitious, you had guts |
| Maybe pie-eyed |
| Some parts were real kicks in the nuts |
| But you kicked butts |
| Oh, F-F-V-I-I |
| You’re a wonderful, blunderful |
| Adorable, historical |
| Tactical, phantasmical |
| And finally fantastical |
| Mess |