| Bub and Bob are dinosaurs who frolic in the nude
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| And they capture folks in bubbles and then turn them into food
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| So when their girlfriends are abducted by a penis in a cloak
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| Bub and Bob begin an epic quest and it’s no freakin' joke!
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| Bubble Bobble (Bubble Bobble!)
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| This game was real (This game was real!)
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| Bubble Bobble (Bubble Bobble!)
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| What’s the appeal? |
| (What's the appeal?)
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| I’ve heard it’s so addictive, you’ll die
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| But I don’t see why (Round two, ready go!)
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| I’ll just play one more round of executing everything I see
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| Grab a dead bad guy banana and then hey I’m in round three
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| Whoa, I just got a bubble bonus and my points are going strong
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| Maybe I’ll just play a little more, I’m sure it’s not that long
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| Bubble Bobble! |
| (Bubble Bobble!)
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| I took the bait (I took the bait!)
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| Bubble Bobble! |
| (Bubble Bobble!)
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| Is sorta great! |
| (Is sorta great)
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| I found a water slide in round five
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| Good god, I’m alive
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| Okay so bubbles, murder, bubbles, murder, cocktail, water slide
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| Bubbles, murder, murder, peach, banana, what a frickin' ride
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| So many patterns, murder, patterns, bubbles, jeez, it never ends
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| Now I don’t remember much about my life and work and friends
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| Bubble Bobble! |
| (Bubble Bobble!)
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| Make bubbles pop! |
| (Make bubbles pop!)
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| And once you pop! |
| (And once you pop!)
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| You just can’t stop! |
| (You just can’t stop!)
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| I got to round 30 and wow
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| This is my life now
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| A life of burgers, bubbles, letters, bubbles, secret rounds and fruit
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| You can spell «extend» but there’s no end
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| Just shoot and hop and shoot
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| And as you feel your brain dissolving into every checkered square
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| Take some comfort in the fact that you’re just over halfway there
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| Bubble Bobble! |
| (Bubble Bobble!)
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| Why did I try? |
| (Why did I try?)
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| There’s Bub and Bob. |
| (There's Bub and Bob.)
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| But who am I? |
| (But who am I?)
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| There’s only bubbles for me now
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| Must end this, but how?
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| Round 54! |
| (Round 54!)
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| Round 61! |
| (Round 61!)
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| Round 83! |
| (Round 83!)
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| What have I done? |
| (What have I done?)
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| Hey I just beat the boss and I win!
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| Now it wants me to play again?
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| Aw, heck |