Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Dragon Warrior With Lyrics , by - Brentalfloss. Release date: 01.06.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Dragon Warrior With Lyrics |
| In the olden days of yore |
| This kingdom was barren and cloaked in darkness |
| Until Erdrick, noble knight |
| Used balls of light to set the kingdom right |
| And you, as his descendant, are fated to defend it |
| Go fight! |
| Bring back the light! |
| O, Dragon Warrior |
| The princess must be rescued soon (preferably this afternoon) |
| The ball of light must be returned (but at the moment you’re a noob) |
| You may be brave but you’re a small, weak rube |
| You’ve got so much XP to earn |
| (So get your ass out there and grind) |
| Gotta grind, gotta grind, gotta grind it |
| Lotta stuff, lotta stuff, gotta find it |
| Sit down and commit now to legit rounds of outwitting shitclowns |
| Gotta grind, gotta grind (Break it down now!) |
| (You gotta grind!) |
| Lotta stuff, lotta stuff, gotta find it |
| Keep an open mind when in a bind ‘cause who knows what’s behind it? |
| In this game everything takes a really long time |
| Holy balls! |
| Don’t you know that there’s stairs there? |
| At this pace, it’s a slow and deliberate climb |
| Slow my god, like a snail with a walker |
| This game’s hard, you get mad and controllers are flung |
| Where the fuck are these magical doodads? |
| How did kids have the patience to deal with this dung? |
| Jeezy Cripes, how did anyone play this? |
| Don’t be discouraged, just read Nintendo Power |
| Or call the Nintendo Power Line number |
| Or just get the strategy guide! |
| Now they’ve got more of your cash |
| But you have the power to slay a dragon! |
| For a little extra dough, you’re in the know |
| You fuckin' run the show |
| This quest was just a cunning attempt to make more money |
| They win, you paid again! |
| That’s Dragon Warrior |