| No gas for the plow, so the corn’s gone to silk
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| And we traded the cow, so we can’t pass the milk
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| Our jeans all need patching, our eggs all need yolks
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| And we might be laughing, but it ain’t no joke, y’all
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| We’re broke, we’re busted
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| Our Chevy truck is rusted
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| We’re high and dry
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| Ain’t enough apples for the apple pie
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| If we had a penny, we sure couldn’t spare it
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| Sitting on the porch drinking generic Coke
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| We’re broke
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| The jars all need pickles, the greens all need collard
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| Been ribbing these nickels, but ain’t got no dollars
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| We dig our own ditches, we roll our own smokes
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| And we’re secretly wishing that grandma would croak
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| 'Cause we’re broke, we’re busted
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| Our Chevy truck is rusted
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| We’re high and dry
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| Ain’t enough apples for the apple pie
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| If we had a penny, we sure couldn’t spare it
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| Sitting on the porch drinking generic Coke
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| We’re broke
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| Good thing you’re good-looking
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| Good thing I’m so funny
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| Too bad the sugar
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| Can’t melt into honey
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| The white left the picket, the fleas left the hound
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| Yeah, and even the crickets have moved into town
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| Now we get our kicks off of stuff we can grow
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| 'Cause out here in the sticks, all us regular folks, y’all
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| We’re broke, we’re busted
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| Our Chevy truck is rusted
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| We’re high and dry
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| Ain’t enough apples for the apple pie
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| If we had a penny, we sure couldn’t spare it
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| Sitting on the porch drinking generic Coke
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| We’re broke |