| When you took me home
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| You knew who you were taking
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| Not some Debbie debutante standing in an apron
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| Frying up your bacon
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| My house and my mouth and my mind get kinda trashy
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| I’ve never been to jail, but Hell, I wouldn’t put it past me, so
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| If you want the girl next door
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| Some Virgin Mary metaphor
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| Your cardboard cutout on the wall
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| Your paper or your Barbie doll
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| With perfect hair and a perfect dress
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| I’m really just the perfect mess
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| And I ain’t nothing less or nothing more
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| So, baby, if you want the girl next door
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| Then go next door and go right now
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| And don’t look back, don’t turn around
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| And don’t call me when you get bored
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| Yeah, if you want the girl next door
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| Then go next door
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| Sorry I ain’t sorry
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| That I ain’t your Marsha Brady, uh-uh
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| If I ever met her, bet she’d probably hate me
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| Cause you’d wanna date me
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| My heart and my head and my bed can get real twisted
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| And you wouldn’t be the first to think you could go and fix it so
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| If you want the girl next door
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| Some Virgin Mary metaphor
|
| Your cardboard cutout on the wall
|
| Your paper or your Barbie doll
|
| With perfect hair and a perfect dress
|
| I’m really just the perfect mess
|
| And I ain’t nothing less or nothing more
|
| So, baby, if you want the girl next door
|
| Then go next door and go right now
|
| And don’t look back, don’t turn around
|
| And don’t call me when you get bored
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| Yeah, if you want the girl next door
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| Then go next door
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| The thing that turns you on is what you wanna change
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| But you have a better chance of slowing down a train
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| If you want the girl next door
|
| Some Virgin Mary metaphor
|
| Your cardboard cutout on the wall
|
| Your paper or your Barbie doll
|
| With perfect hair and a perfect dress
|
| I’m really just the perfect mess
|
| And I ain’t nothing less or nothing more
|
| So, baby, if you want the girl next door
|
| Then go next door and go right now
|
| And don’t look back, don’t turn around
|
| And don’t call me when you get bored
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| Yeah, if you want the girl next door
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| Then go next door |